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Will and Guy's World Cup Football Home

Will and Guy's World Cup Football Home.Will and Guy's World Cup Football Home

What we seek is to combine 'Strange but True' stories about the World cup, with football jokes.  We also have a reminiscences section, which captures the flavour of each tournament.

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

One day in Bavaria, the seven dwarfs went off to work in the salt mine, while Snow White stayed at home as usual to cook their lunch.

However, when she went to the mine to deliver their lunches, she found there had been a cave-in, and there was no sign of the dwarfs.

Tearfully, Snow White shouted down the mine shaft: 'Hello - is anyone there.  Can you hear me, Bashful, Doc, Dopey, Happy, Grumpy or Sneezy?' (She knew it would be no good calling Sleepy.)

Then a voice floated up from the bowels of the mine: 'Germany will win the Soccer World Cup'. ' Thank God!' said Snow White, 'at least Dopey's still alive!'

Commentary to look out for:

  • Did Kenneth Wool-Stone Gnome really say: 'Some people are on the pitch, they think it's all over...it is now' ?  Yes but he was actually Kenneth Wolstenholme.
  • 'Peru score their third, and it's 3-1 to Scotland. ' David Coleman, BBC, 1978 World Cup finals.
  • 'And in the other group match, Uruguay and Spain drew love-all' - Female announcer.
  • 'Apart from their goals, Norway haven't scored' - Terry Venables
  • 'Batistuta gets most of his goals with the ball' - Ian St John
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  • 'If I walked on water, my accusers would say it is because I can't swim' - Berti Vogts, Germany coach.

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