Clean Women Jokes
Clean Women Jokes
Clean Women Jokes and Stories
What's a Kiss?
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's
basic spelling that every woman ought to know.
Interesting Clean Pictures for Women
God asks Adam how things were in the garden:
'God', inquires Adam,
'Why did you make Eve so beautiful?'
'But why did you make her so dumb?'
Grass is Greener?
'I would love to do that,' replied Diana's husband, 'but the problem is..........she won't let me.'
The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
Sense of Direction?
'It sounds as if you had a great time in Nevada,' the friend observed. 'But didn't you tell me you were planning to visit Philadelphia?
'Well,' Mike interrupted, 'we changed our plans because, uh......oh........umm.'
Pauline spoke up, 'Come on, Mike, tell him the truth.'
Mike fell silent and Pauline continued, 'You know, it's just stupid. Mike simply won't ever ask for directions.'
Motorist: I was going to, Your Honour, as soon as I could find out which half she wanted.
How even a nervous, first-time
Anne put an advertisement in the 'classifieds' : Husband Wanted.
Next day Anne received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing : You can have mine.
Toby and Andrea came upon a wishing well.
Toby also decided to make a wish, but he leaned over too far, fell into the well, and drowned.
Andrea was stunned for a moment but then smiled, 'It really works!'
Warning - Women's Body Parts Move
Excerpt from a letter by Ms Peggy Legg
This is an explanation to those friends and family who have experienced mysterious switches of their body parts.
My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to sleep in my body and woke up with someone else's thighs.
Clean Women One-liners
Wise Words From 'The Funny Sisterhood'
More Tales About Men, Women and Marriage
(1) In a poll held in the USA, men and women were asked if they would marry the same person if they had it to do all over again.
80% of the men responded that they would marry the same woman.
Interestingly, only 50% of the women said that they would marry the same man. Oh dear!
(2) Gamophobia is the fear of marriage.
(3) 'When women hold back from marrying men, we call it independence. Yet, when men hold off marrying women, we call it fear of commitment.' Warren Farrell (American Psychologist)
A Cloudy Day?
What do clouds and men have in common?
My new wife Jenny told me we couldn't afford beer anymore and I'd have to quit. Then I caught her spending $75 on makeup. So I asked, how come I had to give up stuff and not her.
She said she needed the makeup to look pretty for me.
I told her that was what the beer was for.
I don't think Jenny's coming back.
Funny Reason for Divorce
Judge Jeffries was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asks, 'What exactly are the grounds for your divorce?'
Amy replied, 'Approximately four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.'
'No,' Judge Jeffries continued, 'I mean what is the foundation of
'I mean,' he sighed, 'What are your relations like?'
Judge Jeffries asked, 'Do you have a real grudge?'
'Please,' Judge Jeffries took a deep breath and tried again, 'is
there any infidelity in your marriage?'
'Ma'am,' Judge Jeffries raised his voice, 'does your husband ever
beat you up?'
Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, 'Lady, why do you want a
Will and Guy's Philosophy on Women Jokes
Collecting 'Clean Women Jokes' is not easy. In addition to avoiding smutty jokes we also have to combat objections from the 'sexist' camp. We have stuck with our simple philosophy of collecting a mixture of clean, yet funny jokes, interspersed with thought provoking pictures and the odd story.
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