Funny Train Pictures
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Russian version of George Pullman's Palace Car train carriage.
Actually, that looks like a genuine 1909 Rio Grande Pullman in the background.
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Train Going the Wrong Way
More Track Trouble
Patrick and Fergus were rather drunk one Sunday evening after a session in the pub and were stumbling home along the railway tracks which led to their homes.
Patrick turns to Fergus and slurs, 'There's a hell of a lot of steps here.'
Fergus looks up and replies, 'I'll tell you what's worse, Patrick, this hand rail is very low down.'
Here above is a picture showing the train's electric pickup and the fancy train graffiti underneath.
Something Different - Funny Train Picture of Fantasy Railway
Fantasy Electric Train - Paris to Beijing
Vera was in court charged with parking her car in a restricted area on the railway station forecourt.
The judge asked if she had anything to say in her defence.
Vera answered frostily, 'They shouldn't put up such misleading notices. It said "FINE FOR PARKING HERE".'
Missing Link - Funny Train Station Pictures
Meanwhile, these people are the ultimate optimists if they think their train will stop here.
On closer inspection, it would be a major surprise if the train travels on this track at all.
Amaze and Surprise Your Friends and Neighbours
Will and Guy would like show you how to get your neighbours to sit up and take notice.
We have discovered that a German firm called "Style Your Garage", creates posters for garage doors that make it look as if it's actually showing the interior of your garage, and what's in it - a train!
We think that the prices are reasonable [no we're not linked to the company] and they range from £199 to £399 [$301 - $ 604 USD] - for the double-door. All but guaranteed to make passersby and your neighbours take a second look.
Made for the up-and-over garage doors predominantly common in Europe, they can be fixed with Velcro and can be adapted to fit sectional garage doors.
We wondered, why the motorist above has pulled over. This could be the reason, here come the road trains three abreast.
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