Pictures of Stupid Signs

Pictures of Stupid Signs and Warnings

Here is Will and Guy's collection of silly signs.  Many are taken from the roadside, some pictures are amusing, others are stupid; in a nutshell there is something for everyone.

Stupid Signs

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Beware of Road Surprises (A Picture to Sum up this Section)

Beware of road surprises

Pretty Stupid Sign

Private Sign Do Not Read

 Sign not in use

Push button for automatic doors

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Immobile Phone?

Imobile phone

Can you make out a body with a head trapped in this phone? 

A Stupid Sign - Message Lost in TranslationLost in translation - I am out of the office at the momemt

English
No entry for heavy goods vehicles.
Residential site only.

Welsh Translation
I am out of the office at the moment

How the Message Got Lost in Translation

The council staff in Swansea, Wales, UK needed a translation, so they emailed a translator.  Unfortunately, he was not available, instead the email triggered an automatic response, which read in Welsh:

I am out of the office at the moment

Sadly the council staff were not Welsh speaking, and believed that the automatic response was the actual translation of the message.   

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Pictures of Brainless Signs and Stupid Warnings

Be Aware of InvisibilityAmusing sign - Talent 1/2 mile

Stupid signs

This is the sort of silly sign that scrambles your brain if you thing about it too long.

Danger Hazardous Fumes (Fair Enough). 
But Flashlight Required??

Flashlight required after dark

Amusing Signs on Shop Windows

1) Seen during a conference:

FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE FIRST FLOORBlind Persons Crossing

2) Notice in a field:

THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES

3) Sign on a repair shop door:

WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

4) SIGN IN A LAUNDROMAT:

Automatic washing machines: please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.

More Funny Signs

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Funny Signs - No Drowning

Also, No Gorillas!

Please no smoking, food , drink, or gorillas?

Funny Warning Signs

On a plumber's truck:Funny Warning Signs

'We repair what your husband fixed.'

On another plumber's truck:

'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.'

On Devendra Singh's plumber's truck

You have tried the cowboys - now try the Indians.

In a restaurant window:

'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'

Entrance Only - Do Not Enter?

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Entrance only - do not enter!

 

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