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A Woman Should Have ... Every Woman Should Know

Will Says Funny Guidance for Women.  Guy Says Guidance for Funny Women

Sage advice for girls from 8 to 80.  Help in deciding what's important and what to aspirations to cultivate.  Also humorous guidance on what to look for in men at different ages.

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A Woman Should Have ..... 

Enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to...A Woman Should Have....

A Woman Should Have  ......

Something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...

A Woman Should Have ..... 

A youth she's content to leave behind....

A Woman Should Have  ......

A past juicy enough that she's looking forward to retelling it in her old age....

A Woman Should Have  .......

A set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...

A Woman Should Have  ......

One friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...

A Woman Should Have  ......

A good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her family...

A Woman Should Have  ...... Every Woman Should Know

Eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal, that will make her guests feel honoured...

A Woman Should Have  ......

A feeling of control over her destiny.

Every Woman Should Know .....

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How to fall in love without losing herself.

Every Woman Should Know .....

How to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship...

Every Woman Should Know .....

When to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...

Every Woman Should Know .....

That she can't change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

Every Woman Should Know .....

That her childhood may not have been perfect...but its over...

Every Woman Should Know .....

What she would and wouldn't do for love or more...

Every Woman Should Know .....

How to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...

Every Woman Should Know .....

Whom she can trust, whom she can't, and why she shouldn't take it personally.. ..

Every Woman Should Know ..... Cabin in the winter

Where to go, be it to her best friend's kitchen table, or a charming inn in the woods; when her soul needs soothing...

Every Woman Should Know .....

What she can and can't accomplish in a day...a month...and a year...

What Women Want in a Man:

What Women Want in a Man. Age 20What a woman wants in a man

  1. Handsome
  2. Charming
  3. Financially successful
  4. A caring listener
  5. Witty
  6. In good shape
  7. Dresses with style
  8. Appreciates finer things
  9. Full of thoughtful surprises
  10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What Women Want in a Man. Age 30

  1. Nice looking [prefer hair on his head]
  2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
  3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
  4. Listens more than talks
  5. Laughs at my jokes
  6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
  7. Owns at least one tie
  8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
  9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
  10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What Women Want in a Man. Age 40

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  1. Not too ugly [bald head OK]
  2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
  3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
  4. Nods head when I'm talking
  5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
  6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
  7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
  8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
  9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
  10. Shaves most weekends

What Women Want in a Man. Age 50

  1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
  2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
  3. Doesn't borrow money too often
  4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
  5. Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
  6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
  7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
  8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
  9. Remembers your name on occasion
  10. Shaves some weekends

What Women Want in a Man. Age 60

  1. Doesn't scare small children
  2. Remembers where bathroom is
  3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
  4. Only snores lightly when asleep
  5. Remembers why he's laughing
  6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himselfWhat a woman sees in a man
  7. Usually wears some clothes
  8. Likes soft foods
  9. Remembers where he left his teeth
  10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What Women Want in a Man. Age 70+

  1. Breathing
  2. Doesn't miss the toilet
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A Woman Should Have ... Every Woman Should Know

Will Says: Funny Advice for Women.
Guy Says: Advice for Funny Women

  1. Aspire to be Barbie - That girl has everything.
  2. If the shoe fits - Buy them in every colour.
  3. Take life with a pinch of salt - A wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.
  4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls.
  5. Go on the 30 day diet.- I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days.
  6. When life gets you down - Just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
  7. Let your greatest fear be that there is no PMS and this is just your personality.
  8. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's OK. - They know me here.
  9. Lead me not into temptation. - I can find it myself.
  10. Don't get your knickers in a knot. - It solves nothing and makes you walk funny.
  11. When life gives you lemons in 2010 - Turn it into lemonade then mix it with vodka.
  12. Remember where ever there is a good looking, sweet, single or married man - There is probably some woman tired of his behaviour.
  13. Keep your chin up: Only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.
  14. If it has Tyres or Testicles - it's going to give you trouble.
  15. By the time a women realizes her mother was right: She has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

"Good friends are like stars - You don't always see them, but you know they are always there".
"Remember yesterday. Dream about tomorrow. - But live for today".

Now smile and send to any girl wasting time at work; suffering from a hangover; or just suffering from life; or has anything going on and might need a reason to smile.

Will and Guy's 10 Funny Thoughts About Women

  1. What is better than wisdom? Woman. And what is better than a good woman? Nothing.
  2. Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
  3. A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking.
  4. Woman is a miracle of divine contradictions.
  5. Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pickup truck, and end up with a station wagon.
  6. If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
  7. One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money.
  8. I like my whisky old and my women young.
  9. Most women are not always as young as they are painted.
  10. What a strange thing man is; and what a stranger thing woman.

A Funny, Hilarious Story Illustrating What Women Want In Life Cabin in the winter

Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighbouring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer and, if after a year, he still had no answer, he would be put to death.

The question? What do women really want? Such a question would perplex even the most knowledgeable man, and to young Arthur, it seemed an impossible query; but, since it was better than death, he accepted the monarch's proposition to have an answer by year's end.

Arthur returned to his kingdom and began to poll everyone: the princess, the priests, the wise men and even the court jester. He spoke with everyone, but no one could give him a satisfactory answer. Many people advised him to consult the old witch, for only she would have the answer. But the price would be high; as the witch was famous throughout the kingdom for the exorbitant prices she charged.

The last day of the year arrived and Arthur had no choice but to talk to the witch. She agreed to answer the question, but he would have to agree to her price first.  The old witch wanted to marry Sir Lancelot, the most noble of the Knights of the Round Table* and Arthur's closest friend. Young Arthur was horrified. She was hunchbacked and hideous, had only one tooth, smelled like sewage and made obscene noises. He had never encountered such a repugnant creature in all his life.

Arthur refused to force his friend to marry her and endure such a terrible burden; but Lancelot, learning of the proposal, spoke with Arthur. He said nothing was too big of a sacrifice compared to Arthur's life and the preservation of the Round Table. Hence, a wedding was proclaimed and the witch answered Arthur's question thus: 'What a woman really wants,' she answered, 'is to be in charge of her own life.'

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Everyone in the kingdom instantly knew that the witch had uttered a great truth and that Arthur's life would be spared and so it was, the neighbouring monarch granted Arthur his freedom and Lancelot and the witch had a wonderful wedding.

The honeymoon hour approached and Lancelot, steeling himself for a horrific experience, entered the bedroom; what a sight awaited him. There was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen before him. The astounded Lancelot asked what had happened and the beauty replied that since he had been so kind to her when she appeared as a witch, she would henceforth, be her horrible deformed self only half the time and the beautiful maiden the other half.

Which would he prefer? Beautiful during the day....or night?

Lancelot pondered the predicament. During the day, a beautiful woman to show off to his friends, but at night, in the privacy of his castle, an old witch? Or, would he prefer having a hideous witch during the day, but by night, a beautiful woman for him to enjoy wondrous intimate moments?

What would YOU do?

What Lancelot chose is below, but....make YOUR choice before you scroll down below.

Noble Lancelot said that he would allow her to make the choice herself.

Upon hearing this, she announced that she would be beautiful all the time because he had respected her enough to let her be in charge of her own life.

Now .....what is the moral to this story?

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Winchester Great Hall

The moral is: "If you don't let a woman have her own way....things are going to get ugly"

Author unknown; kindly sent in by Maggie Nutt.

* At the Great Hall in Winchester, England, [the ancient capital city] there is a round table hanging on the wall at one end of the hall. This table actually dates from the Middle Ages, and has been repainted many times since then. The names of the knights are written around the table edge.

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