Sighted at a towing company in Sacramento, California, 'We don't
charge an arm and a leg . We want tows.'
on the door of the Delivery Room in the Maternity Suite at St Mary's
Hospital, Newcastle, UK, 'Push. Push. Push.'
Wet Paint. This is a warning, not an instruction. Sign next to a fence seen in Bradford, UK
Seen outside a second hand shop in Glasgow, Scotland, 'We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.'
Spotted in Windsor Safari Park,
Berkshire, UK: 'Baboons - Please stay in your car.'
[When Will and his family visited the park, the baboons sat on the roof and the bonnet of his car; they broke the windscreen wipers and threw them away, as
well as pulling the washers out of their seating, drinking the soapy water and throwing the pipes away. I didn't
dare leave the car to retrieve the pieces - I was not amused!].