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Anaesthetist
The Buddhist at the Dentist
Visit to the Dentist
An Alternative Medical Dictionary
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1) Anaesthetist :

Dwayne is recovering from surgery in St Peter's, Chertsey, UK, having had a local anaesthetic when a nurse asks him how he's feeling.' I'm O.K. but I didn't like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery.'

'What did he say?' asks the nurse.

'OOPS!'

2) The Buddhist:

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused a Novocain injection during root canal treatment?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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3) Visit to the Dentist:

The Marshes were shown into the dentist's surgery, where Mr. Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry. Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome

'No expensive extras, Doctor, 'Marsh demands, 'No gas or needles or any of that fancy stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with.'

'I wish more of my patients were as strong minded and as brave as you, Mr Marsh, 'said the dentist admiringly.' Now, which tooth is it?'

Mr. Marsh turns to his wife.

'Show him your tooth, honey.'

4) An Alternative Medical Dictionary:
Submitted by Nigel Morris

Artery The study of paintings
Barium What Doctors do when patients die
Caesarean Section A neighbourhood in Rome
Cauterize Made eye contact with her
Colic A sheep dog
D&C Where Washington is
Dilate To live long
Enema Not a friend
Fibula A small lie
Genital Not a Jew
Impotent Distinguished, well known
Labour Pain Getting hurt at work
Morbid A higher offer
Nitrates Cheaper than day rates
Node Was aware of
Outpatient A person who has fainted
Post-Operative Letter carrier
Recovery Room Place to do upholstery
Seizure Roman Emperor
Tablet Small table
Terminal Illness Getting sick at the airport
Urine Opposite of ' you're out'

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5) Doctor:

Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-a-half for an appointment, and when he examines you he says, 'I wish you'd come to me sooner.'

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