A Good Wife's Guide
A Good Wife's Guide
Here are a few choice excerpts taken from Housekeeping monthly - May 1955
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Rules Issued to Female Teachers by the Los Angeles District in 1915
The Good Wife's Guidance After Marriage
Daniel and Jessica, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Jessica immediately 'phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, 'How was the honeymoon, dearest?'
'Oh, Ma,' she replied, 'the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic...'
Then Jessica burst out crying. 'But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Daniel started using the most ghastly language... saying things I've never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please Ma.'
'Calm down, Jessica!,' said her mother, 'Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?'
Still sobbing, Jessica whispered, 'Oh, Ma...words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.'
Kellogg's Pep was a whole-wheat breakfast cereal introduced in the 1920s. The addition of vitamins made it one of the first "fortified" cereals. Incidentally, it used the trick later copies by crisp companies, it sprayed on the vitamins
Later Pep used the age-old trick of giving away a trinket in each box. All-in-all Kelloggs produced 5 series of comic characters with 18 different buttons in each set
The homeowner was delighted with the way the painter had done all the work on his house.
Later that night, the doorbell rang and it was the painter. Thinking the painter had forgotten something the man asked, 'What's the matter, did you forget something?'
'Nope.' replied the painter. 'I'm just here to take your missus out to dinner and a movie like you asked.'
Nigel and Stephen, are keen fishermen and wine drinkers; here you can see a photo taken while they are enjoying some night fishing while on holiday, with their wives, in Poitou-Charente, France, last year.
Slurping a large Bordeaux Supérieur, Nigel announces, 'I think I'm going to divorce my wife, she hasn't spoken to me in eighteen months.'
Stephen downs his glass of the red wine thoughtfully and after a while responds, 'Think it over a bit more, Nige; women like that are hard to find.'
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