Good, Funny Jokes of the Month
Good Funny Jokes That Made Will and Guy Laugh - Month by Month
Regard this page as a mini-sitemap for 'Joke of the month'. Each month we seek to bring you a rich variety of good jokes and amusing pictures that capture that particular time of year.
Examples of Will and Guy's 'Joke of the Month'
Our mission is to amuse you with a wide variety of funny clean jokes, amusing anecdotes and thought provoking images. Our ongoing project is to collect jokes which reflect each month.
5 Things you should already know:
1) There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness' .
Customer: 'I've been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can't get through to enquiries, can you help?'.
Operator: 'Where did you get that number from, sir?'
Customer: 'It was on the door to the Travel Centre'.
Operator: 'Sir, they are our opening hours'.
Out of the Mouths of Children - Good Joke
Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Teacher: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
Simple question: Why?
Zany London Tube Drivers add Spice to the Journey
'We are taking the scenic route to Barking on the District Line. We will be stopping at all stations to Barking with the exception of Cannon Street. This train does not stop there on Saturdays due to ....(PAUSE) ...total lack of interest.'
'This is Paddington Station. Please leave your valuables on the train and I will collect them at the end of my shift.'
'Hello this is the captain of your Uxbridge train speaking, and we will be departing shortly. Please note that we will be cruising at an altitude of approximately zero feet, and our scheduled arrival time in Uxbridge is 11:15pm. The temperature in Uxbridge is a cool 10 degrees Celsius, and Uxbridge is in the same time zone as Aldgate, so there's no need to adjust your watches.'
'May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a joint it is only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage' .
Clever Wise Words
History and Maths Lesson
A bus load of tourists arrives at Runnymede. They gather around the guide who says, 'This is the spot where the barons forced King John to sign the Magna Carta.'
A fellow at the front of the crowd asks, 'When did that happen?'
'1215', answers the guide.
The man looks at his watch and says, 'Gee whiz - Just missed it by a half hour.'
Credit Crunch One Liners
Curious Name Places Located in the UK
Major concerns for being a parent:
1st baby: At the first sign of upset, the slightest cry you pick up the baby for a cuddle.
2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her cries threaten to wake your neighbours.
3rd baby: You teach your 2 year-old how to rewind the mechanical swing.
Caught with an Axe in his hand - Funny Joke Story
Mr Harris, the 3rd grade teacher asked, 'George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Iris, do you know why his father didn't punish him?'
Iris replied, 'Because George still had the axe in his hand?'
Pinch Punch - First of the Month!
Signs of the Zodiac
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