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Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.
Mae West.


Women should be obscene and not heard
Groucho Marx


A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back'. The doctor said, 'It's old age'. The woman said, 'I want a second opinion'. The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
Tommy Cooper


Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an apple.


There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither theory works.


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