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One good turn gets the duvet.


The early worm gets eaten!


The second mouse gets the cheese.


Hotel mattresses are better on the side away from the phone.


Never kick a fresh cowpat on a hot day.


When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant.


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