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Thought of the Day

If you can start the day without caffeine


If you can get going without pep pills


If you can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains


If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it


If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time


If you can take criticism and blame without resentment


If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him


If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend


If you can face the world without lies and deceit


If you can relax without liquor


.....Then you are probably
the family dog!


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