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Thought of the Day

If you can start the day without caffeine

If you can get going without pep pills

If you can always be cheerful ignoring aches and pains

If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it

If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time

If you can take criticism and blame without resentment

If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him

If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend

If you can face the world without lies and deceit

If you can relax without liquor

.....Then you are probably
the family dog!

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