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Why don't we ever see this headline:
'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?


Why isn't there mouse flavoured cat food?


Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?


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