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A well known dealer in stolen goods was killed today. A police spokesman said he fell off the back of a lorry.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Member of Parliament. But I repeat myself.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.

What's blonde with big eyes and intelligent? A golden retriever.

What is the Matterhorn? It's a horn you blow when something's the matter.

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