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I'm just a social drinker, every time someone says, 'I'll have a drink'. I say, 'Social I.'

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
Dylan Thomas

Raffle Winner

'Tell me, Ronan, how did you manage to get so very drunk last night?' asked the parish priest.
'Well you see, Father, it was like this. I got into very bad company after winning a bottle of whiskey at a raffle.'
'But you were with Mick McGahey, Ryan O'Toole, and Patrick McCann and they don't drink.'

'Dat's what I mean, Father...'

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