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Marriage is the chief cause of divorce
Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
George Burns

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' The other replied, 'Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.'

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