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The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot.


Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.


Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.


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