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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
Will Rogers

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases:
If it moves, tax it.
If it keeps moving, regulate it.
And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
Ronald Reagan

'This is a great day for France!' President Richard Nixon while attending Charles De Gaulle's funeral.

In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.

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