Tech Support: 'Have you made backups of your software and data?'
Customer: 'I didn't know it had a reverse.'
Advisor: 'Press any key to continue.
Customer: I can't find the 'Any' key.
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one
Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.