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I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.


I have lurn't Word for Widows, computor operations and spreasheet progroms.


I received a plague for Salesperson of the Year.


Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.


Reason for leaving last job: maturity leave.


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