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Unix Convention

A lady in the next seat, struck up a conversation with my friend Mick when he was flying across America.

Lady: 'And where are you going?'

Mick: 'I'm going to San Francisco to a UNIX convention.'

Lady: 'Eunuchs convention? I didn't know there were that many of you.'

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