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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Ronnie Corbett:
Do you think marriage is a lottery?

Ronnie Barker:
No. With a lottery you do have a slight chance

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

A man inserted an advert in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted' . Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'

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