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Michael Bentine: I just came in and found him lying on the carpet there.
Peter Sellers: Oh, is he dead?

Bentine: I think so.
Sellers: Hadn't you better make sure?

Bentine: All right. Just a minute.
Sound of two gun shots.

Bentine: He's dead.


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