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Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.

'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun? What's a golf gun?'
'I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan.'

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