Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
'A golf gun? What's a golf gun?'
'I don't know, but it sure made a hole in Juan.'
President Gerald Ford was having a disastrous game of golf, much to the distress of his caddie. After slicing his drive and seeing the ball ricochet off two trees and end up in the water.
President Ford turned to the caddie apologetically and said:'Golf is a funny old game, isn't it?'The caddie thought for a moment before slowly replying: 'Aye, but it's not meant to be...'