If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball:
Jack Lemmon
Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture:
Winston Churchill
It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course:
Babe Ruth
If you're caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron:
Lee Trevino
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye: Chi Chi Rodriguez
The people who gave us golf, and called it a game, are the same people who gave us bag pipes and called that music:
Anon