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Golf Quotes

If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball:
Jack Lemmon


Golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture:
Winston Churchill


It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course:
Babe Ruth


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