A very angry golfer was on his way to carding a round of 150. He turned to his caddy and said, 'You must be the worst caddy in the world.'
'That would be too much of a coincidence, sir', answered the caddy in a quiet voice.
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow
Columbus went around the world in 1492. That isn't a lot of strokes when you consider the course