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Will & Guy's Golf Jokes

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
No, 'the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.'
The third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'

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