If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf one fine March day.
One remarked to the other, 'Windy, isn't it?'
No, 'the second man replied, 'it's Thursday.'
The third man chimed in, 'So am I. Let's have a beer.'
President Gerald Ford was having a disastrous game of golf, much to the distress of his caddie. After slicing his drive and seeing the ball ricochet off two trees and end up in the water, President Ford turned to the caddie apologetically and said:'Golf is a funny old game, isn't it?'
The caddie thought for a moment before slowly replying: 'Aye, but it's not meant to be...'