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I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
David Beckham


I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.
Ian Rush


Id like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper


Do you remember when we played in Spain in the Anglo-Italian Cup?
Shaun Newton


Winning doesn't really matter as long as you win.
Vinny Jones



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I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
Barry Venison


My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
David Beckham


I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.
Mark Viduka



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