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That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record
David Coleman


A truly international field, no Britons involved.
David Coleman


For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
Ted Lowe (Snooker)


Steve is going for the pink ball - and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green.
Ted Lowe (Snooker)


Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki
Nigel Starmer-Smith



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It's obvious these Russian swimmers are determined to do well on American soil
Anita Lonsborough


It's raining and the track is wet! Murray Walker (Grand Prix)


And the line up for the final of the Women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman.
David Coleman

Footnote:
This last entry seemed OK until I re-read the last three letters



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