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[Ok, not football, but good stuff]


That's the fastest time ever run - but it's not as fast as the world record
David Coleman


A truly international field, no Britons involved.
David Coleman


For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2.
Ted Lowe (Snooker)


Steve is going for the pink ball - and for those of you who are watching in black and white, the pink is next to the green.
Ted Lowe (Snooker)


Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki
Nigel Starmer-Smith


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