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I felt a lump in my mouth as the ball went in:
Terry Venables


It slid away from his left boot which was poised with the trigger cocked
Barry Davies


We have been saying this, both pre-season and before the season started
Len Ashurst


Well actually we got the winner up there with three minutes to go, but then they equalised
Ian McNail


Even when you're dead you shouldn't lie down and let yourself be buried
Gordon Lee


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