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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: December twenty fifth.

Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: This myasthenia gravis-does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.

Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.

Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

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