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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?


I have a map of the world at home. Full size, I spent last summer folding it.


Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?


Why are cigarettes sold in petrol stations when smoking is prohibited there?


If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?


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