After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.
I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
I don't mind dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order.
Comedians are notorious for gently taking the Mickey out of politicians and any other dignitaries that they meet. Perhaps the incident which best sums up Spike Milligan's irreverence and ability to shock was when in 1994 he called the Prince of Wales, 'a grovelling little bastard'.