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In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.

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