In a packed programme tonight we will be talking to an out-of-work contortionist who says he can no longer make ends meet.
The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.
The man who invented the zip fastener was today honoured with a lifetime peerage. He will now be known as the Lord of the Flies.
A strange thing happened during a performance of Elgar's Sea Pictures at a concert hall in Bermuda tonight. The man playing the triangle disappeared.
The search for the man who terrorises nudist camps with a bacon slicer goes on. Inspector Jones had a tip-off this morning, but hopes to be back on duty tomorrow..