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Oscar Wilde's Wit

I have nothing to declare but my genius

A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing

Arguments are to be avoided: they are always vulgar and often convincing

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction

There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about

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