I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member
Women should be obscene and not heard
I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be glad to make an exception.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Last night I shot an elephant in my pyjamas and how he got in my pyjamas I'll never know.