Funny Dog Pictures - Bumper Page

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Here is a bumper page of our free, funny dog pictures.  Our speciality is variety, we are confident that you will find a funny picture for any occasion or any mood.  Updated with dog stories and dog signs.

Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in?  I think that's how dogs spend their lives.  Sue Murphy

A Dozen Funny Dog Pictures and Dog Stories

• Little and Large
• Attention!
• Barking Mad
• It's a Dog's life
• A Dog's Diary
• Picture of Dogs in Fancy Dress
• Dog Wedding Story
• Bakery for Dogs
• A dog always knows best!
• Beware Guard Dog Sign
• Dog and Horse - Partnership
• Someone Loves Me

Little and Large

Good to see that cats and dogs can get on together

Attention!

Especially those dogs with a reading age greater than 10.

'I've lost my dog.'
'Why don't you put an advertisement in the paper?'
'Don't be silly, he can't read.'

Barking Mad - Another Dog Sign

See more examples of Engrish Humour

It's a Dog's life - A classic funny dog picture

Know your place - in the basket

A Dog's Diary

7 am - Oh boy! A walk! My favorite!

8 am - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 am - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

Noon - Oh boy! The yard! My favorite!

2 pm - Oh boy! A car ride! My favorite!

3 pm - Oh boy! The kids! My favorite!

4 pm - Oh boy! Playing ball! My favorite!

6 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Mom! My favorite!

7 pm - Oh boy! Welcome home Dad! My favorite!

8 pm - Oh boy! Dog food! My favorite!

9 pm - Oh boy! Tummy rubs on the couch! My favorite!

11 pm - Oh boy! Sleeping in my people's bed! My favorite!

N.B. A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley

Fancy Dress - Funny dog pictures

Pure Dog Theatre

The dog looks like a pug or is it a bull dog, we are not sure.  Good picture.

Pollsters say that 40% of dog owners carry pictures of the pets in their wallets.

Is that dog hand optical illusion something you cannot take your eyes off of? Does it remind you of your special friend? Do you need top of the line and quality dog food for your pet? Do you want to make your dogs sleep at night better? Then you should research the information online about dog beds and the benefits of them! Maybe you should switch to all natural dog food . The check out the site OoWoo today!

Dog Wedding Story

Timmy walked his bride Muffin down the aisle for their marriage ceremony in front of guests at Harrods store in, London. The couple shared a kiss and their own wedding cake before being whisked off by horse-drawn carriage. The unique dog wedding was part of Harrods 'Anything is Possible' season

Pictures of Timmy and Muffin leaving Harrods in a horse-drawn carriage after yesterday's 'wedding'.

Bakery for dogs opens in Paris (True Story)

An award-winning pastry chef has opened a bakery that caters only for dogs in Paris.  Mon Bon Chien sells bacon biscuits in the shape of a cat and bone-shaped cookies made of foie gras, reports the BBC.

The owner is Harriet Sternstein who moved to Paris from the US with her dog Sophie-Marie.  Sophie-Marie provided the inspiration for the new business for her owner, who decided the best way to make a living was to combine her biggest enthusiasms - pastries and pets.

'Everything is made in the back of the boutique, 'said Ms Sternstein, 'Every day, I make 200 to 300 biscuits and special orders are taken on a daily basis.

'The Parisians come to the bakery and the first time they think it's very funny and they look at it, and buy the ones that they think are the cutest. Then the dogs come back and choose which flavours they like the best.

'I change flavours, based on what's going on, I will be creating a special biscuit for Valentine's Day.'

Dog knows best?  Listen to your nose!

Dog Bakery in Germany

A canine-only bakery selling a range of handmade dog biscuits and meaty cakes has opened in Germany. The Dog's Goodies bakery in the city of Wiesbaden, near Frankfurt, is a barking success, according to local dog owners. Former florist turned canine chef Janine Saraniti-Lagerin offers her doggy customers treats such as minty biscuits, muesli bars, tuna cakes and garlic cookies. She said, 'Vets tell me what is healthy and my Labrador Ronja tells me what is tasty.'

Beware Guard Dog

Guy wanted to add a scalpel to the above picture
Beware: Guard Dog Operating.  If you click on the picture you will see what I mean.

Beware Guard Dog - Sequel

You see so many banal signs, it makes a change to see a sign that engages the brain.  Moreover, this sign makes the point, I would not go over that fence, even if I could not see the dog in the picture's background.

If all else fails - send for 'Super dog'

Amazing Dog Tricks in 重慶 [Chongqing City]

An amazingly talented Tibetan mastiff called Tiger [Hu Hu] dog has performed a breathtaking high wire stunt in front of thousands of spectators in his home city in China.
Will and Guy have found this photo and we can report that this acrobatic creature performed the trick in Chongqing city, China.

Tiger was some 4 metres above the ground and walked across a 10 metre gap on two thin steel wires: a remarkable feat by any standards. We suggest that you do not try this stunt with your dog at home.

Dog and Horse - Partnership

A Jack Russell dog is stunning visitors to a farm by showing off his horse riding skills.

Freddie leaps on the back of his neighbour's Shetland pony Daisy for a trot around the paddock of Peglars Farm, in Flaxley, Gloucestershire. Owner Patricia Swinley said the dog was a ' natural' jockey whose equestrian skills have blossomed.

'When he first saw Daisy he rushed across the yard and just jumped straight on her back, 'she said.

Freddie, who has been nicknamed the Flaxley Flier, is often to be seen riding round the 25-acre farm and Daisy, who stands at just 37 inches tall provides the perfect taxi, for her pal.

'The children love to come and see him, 'Mrs Swinley said.  'I guess it is a rather peculiar sight.'

Someone Loves Me

I would not like to meet the dog in the photo below, but I bet it's someone beloved pet.

Couldn't Spit It Out

Damien walks into a bar one day and stammers, 'Does anyone here own that South African ridgeback outside?'
'Yeah, I do,' a tattooed biker says, standing up. 'What about it?'

"Well, I think my shiatsu just killed him.'
'What are you talkin' about?' the biker says, disbelievingly. 'How could your little runt kill my ridgeback?'

'Well,' mumbled Damien, 'it appears that he got stuck in your dog's throat.'

Blessed Dogs

Liz took her litter of cocker spaniel puppies to the veterinary clinic for their inoculations and deworming.

As the look alike pups squirmed over and under one another in their box, the vet realised it would be difficult to tell the treated ones from the rest. The veterinarian turned on the tap over the sink, wet her fingers, and moistened each dog's head when she had finished.

After the fourth puppy, the vet noticed the usually talkative Liz had grown silent. As the vet sprinkled the last pup's head, Liz leaned forward and whispered, 'I hadn't realised that they had to be baptised.'

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