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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
Funny Circus Jokes
P.T. Barnum, the owner of the Barnum & Bailey circus was the originator of the phrase "There's a sucker born every minute". Sometime in the early 1900's he offered $10,000 in cash to any person who could thoroughly dupe, or sucker him.
Barnum was always looking for interesting new acts or novel creatures to exhibit, and one day he received a letter from a fellow in Maine who claimed to possess a cherry-coloured cat. He asked Barnum if he were interested in such a thing for his circus.
Barnum contacted the man and said yes, if the cat were truly cherry-coloured, he'd gladly put it on display.
Well, a few days later a crate marked "live animal" was delivered to him. When Barnum opened it, he found a somewhat frightened but otherwise perfectly ordinary-looking black housecat inside, along with a note which read:
"Maine cherries are black.
Thoroughly tickled, Barnum sent the man a cheque for $10,000.
Yesterday I went to the circus, at the concession booth I saw some tightrope
Footnote: This joke only works in the UK. Lay's Potato Chips (USA) and Walker's Crisps are the same product, just different names on the wrappers.
Tim is a professional clown who entertains groups at parties and company
Ignoring the heckler wasn't working, so he used a different tactic.
Nicolai Poliakoff OBE (1900 – 1974)
I remember Coco dressed in his auguste costume, he always wore very large shoes, and I loved his trick hair, which whooshed up at the sides when another clown surprised him.
We even had a catch phrase to honour this clown, if one of my friends said something incredolous, another would put him down by saying 'I should Coco'.
Jim and Janet from the circus go to an adoption agency. Officials there are rather concerned about their accommodation, but the couple produce photographs of their luxurious, 15 metre long caravan, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.
"But what about education for your child if you are constantly on the
"And what about health?"
Finally the agency are satisfied and ask, "What age of child are you
Another Cannonball Joke
After a long career of being blasted into a net, Marvin. the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your calibre?"
A circus owner walked into a bar. Everyone was crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot with a duck tap dancing on top of it.
The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled on $10000 for the duck and the pot.
Three days later the circus owner stormed back to the bar in a rage.
"Your duck is a rip off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and
he didn't dance a single step!"
A Clown in the Kitchen?
You know the restaurant has a clown as a chef when the food tastes funny.
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