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How to Recover a Car
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How to Recover a Car - Irish Method

Here is the scene, imagine a peaceful Irish harbour.   Paddy O'Brien came out of the pub and drove his van off the quay into the sea.  Fortunately, the tide was in, and even more for fortunately, Paddy did not panic, and only opened the door once the car filled with water.  He then floated safely to the surface and swam to the harbour steps. 

Here is how they recovered his van from the bottom of the harbour.  Funny PowerPoint Presentation - How to Recover a Car

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1) Here is the Irish method of recovering cars

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How Cars are Recovered in Ireland

  • 'Moichael, we've got a car ta pull out.'
  • 'Ay Seamus, we'll pull 'er up directly.'
  • 'Moichael, can yer crane hold 'er?'
    'Seamus me lad, don't be worryin' now'
  • 'Oh Blimey'
  • 'Moichael, get outta the water and go get a bigger crane.'
    'Roight, Seamus. I will'
  • 'Foine work Michael. No problem'
  • 'Great'
  • 'Now fer da crane Seamus. Up she comes.'
  • 'Easy does it now'
  • 'Oh dear'.

Splash! - Another Car Recovery Story

A German policeman left a Wiltshire pub and drove straight into a canal after mistaking it for a wet road. Jozef Cene, 38, drove out of the car park at midnight, stopped by the canal, indicated and plunged into the water. Locals at the Barge Inn in Honeystreet, Wiltshire, waded in to free Jozef from his submerged Fiat Punto, reports the Sun newspaper. His legs were trapped in the car door by the water pressure, but rescuers managed to haul him to safety from the chest-high canal.

Berlin policeman Jozef was breathalysed but it proved negative. The hire car was later winched out.

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How to Create a Funny PowerPoint PresentationHow to Create a funny PowerPoint Presentation

Making presentations in PowerPoint is satisfying, moreover, it's easy to get started.  The PowerPoint program is intuitive to learn and easy to create your own PPT slides and build them into a slide show.  If you have Microsoft Office you may find that you already have PowerPoint along with Word and Excel. 

One way to begin is simply to open any example presentation.  Just download one of our free PPT files and open it with PowerPoint.  As you examine the slides, so it will become obvious how to add pictures and titles, if you do get stuck, ask the wonderful built-in 'Help'.  To make a funny slide show requires these skills;

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