Crazy Video Clip of Chinese Restaurant
Crazy Video Clip of Chinese Restaurant (Free Download)
Before getting to your free download, I would like to digress. In Daymon Runyon's books he often featured a tipster. Now anyone can be a tipster, especially in the de-regulated America of the thirties, however, Daymon Runyon's tipster had a catch phrase, 'and a story goes with it'.
Well this crazy video clip has a story to go with the free download. The video was sent by my college friend Chris Pett. My last memory of seeing Chris in the flesh was of him driving off into the distance - just married. Even that had story to go with it.
Crazy video clip showing a restaurant serving Chinese duck
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Background of this crazy video clip
From time immemorial it has been traditional for the Bridegroom's friends to knobble the honeymoon vehicle. Chris was one of the last of our gang to marry, and by his wedding MB, BN and I had got expert at doctoring the newlyweds' cars. Well we did the works on Chris's machine, balloons, crazy foam, and our speciality, a kipper on the exhaust manifold. How Chris responded was so smooth. He drove the car into a car wash, moreover, he got a mechanic to give the car a once over and extract fishy items from the engine. Well the car came out of the garage gleaming and Chris and his bride drove off into the sunset smelling of roses.
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Chicken - or Duck?
Rhoda and Harry go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the "Chicken Surprise." The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as Rhoda is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the lid slams back down.
'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband, Harry. He hasn't, so she asks him to look in the pot. Harry reaches for it and again the lid rises, and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down. Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening, and demands an explanation.
'Please sir,' stammers the waiter, 'what you order?'
Harry replies, "Chicken Surprise."
'Ah! So sorry, is mistake' says the waiter, 'I bring you Peeking Duck!'
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