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Peacefully Sleeping-off a Night on the Booze

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Who is Holding His Hand?

Who is holding his hand?

Who is His New Friend?

Who is holding his hand?

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Where Are They?

In the zoo

Check if they are where you think, play the Funny Beer Ad Video

See the effects of a few beers.  You will be stunned at what happens, you may even give up drinking.

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Funny Beer Quotations

Random examples of beer quotations brought to you by Will and Guy for your amusement:

  • Beauty is in the hands of the beer holder. - Anonymous
  • My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle. - Henry Youngman
  • Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it's compounding a felony. - Robert Benchley
  • Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working. - Harold Rudolph
  • Apparently it was the accepted practice in Babylonia [now southern Iraq] 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the 'honey month' - or what we know today as the 'honeymoon'.
  • You know what alcoholics call New Year's Eve? Amateur night. - Elmore LeonardStrong Romanian Beer
  • Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. - Dave Barry
  • The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. - William Butler Yeats
  • 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not. - Stephen Wright

Hormones in Beer

Beer contains female hormones! Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones! Last month, Montreal University scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

(A) The theory is that Beer contains female hormones (hops contain Oestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

(B) To test the theory, 100 men each drank 10 large drafts of beer within a one (1) hour period.

(C) It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects, yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

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