Engrish Examples - Funny PowerPoint Presentation

Engrish Examples - Funny PowerPoint Presentation

Engrish is the name for funny English words which appear on oriental signs. They are the result of Japanese, Korean or Chinese companies misspelling English words, for example 'No Snorkelling' instead of 'No Smoking'.  Another common occurrence is malapropisms, where the word is spelt correctly, but it's the wrong word for the context, for example, 'Flesh Juice' instead of 'Fruit Juice'.

Examples of Engrish in Japanese, Chinese and Korean

We Spik Inglish

Engrish examples - we spik inglish

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Flesh Juice

Engrish flesh juice

Car Rectal Service

Car Rectal Service

Sign-writers wish to appear bi-lingual, but the result is a funny English phrase. To the oriental readers, the Engrish words are meaningless because most ordinary people don't speak English. The sign-writers have no idea that the English translation is flawed.

Auto Rock

Engrish phrases - Auto rock (auto lock)

Funny PowerPoint Presentation - Examples of Engrish Phrases

Engrish Examples - Free Download of Funny PPT (Right click Save Target As)

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To the readers in their native countries, these Engrish words are meaningless because they don't understand English.  To the English visitors they provide charm and humour.

 Engrish Examples

  • Poor English
  • Flesh Juice
  • Please Do Not Spit Too Loud
  • Do Not Grow Hand
  • Sit On Crocodile
  • Auto Rock (Auto Lock)
  • Beware of People
  • Car Rectal Service
  • Grow Hand?
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How to Create a PowerPoint PresentationHow to Create a PowerPoint Presentation

Making presentations in PowerPoint is satisfying, moreover, it's easy to get started.  The PowerPoint program is intuitive to learn and easy to create your own PPT slides and build them into a slide show.  If you have Microsoft Office you may find that you already have PowerPoint along with Word and Excel. 

One way to begin is simply to open any example presentation.  Just download one of our free PPT files and open it with PowerPoint.  As you examine the slides, so it will become obvious how to add pictures and titles, if you do get stuck, ask the wonderful built-in 'Help'.  To make an amazing slide show requires these skills;

  • Imagination - Think an idea, then build a themed slide set
  • Artistic - An eye for a good picture
  • Wordsmith - Choose a catchy title for each slide
  • Humour - Your viewers will appreciate a funny PowerPoint Presentation
  • PowerPoint mechanics - Actually, this is the easiest skill of them all, the program is so intuitive.

Good luck with creating your PowerPoint Presentation

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Luminous Nose - Engrish meets nonsense.

Luminous Nose

The Dong with a Luminous Nose by Edward Lear

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When awful darkness and silence reign
Over the great Gromboolian plain,
Through the long, long wintry nights;
When the angry breakers roar,
As they beat on the rocky shore;
When Storm-clouds brood on the towering heights
Of the Hills on the Chankly Bore:

Then, through the vast and gloomy dark,
There moves what seems a fiery spark,
A lonely spark with silvery rays
Piercing the coal-black night,
A meteor strange and bright:
Hither and thither the vision strays,
A single lurid light.

Slowly it wanders - pauses - creeps -
Anon it sparkles - flashes and leaps;
And ever as onward it gleaming goes
A light on the Bong-tree stem it throws.
And those who watch at that midnight hour
From Hall or Terrace, or lofty Tower,
Cry, as the wild light passes along, 'The Dong! - the Dong!
The wandering Dong through the forest goes!
The Dong! the Dong!
The Dong with a luminous Nose!'

Long years ago
The Dong was happy and gay,
Till he fell in love with a Jumbly Girl
Who came to those shores one day.
For the Jumblies came in a Sieve, they did -
Landing at eve near the Zemmery Fidd
Where the Oblong Oysters grow,
And the rocks are smooth and gray.
And all the woods and the valleys rang
With the Chorus they daily and nightly sang -

' Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a Sieve.'

Happily, happily passed those days!
While the cheerful Jumblies staid;
They danced in circlets all night long,
To the plaintive pipe of the lively Dong,
In moonlight, shine, or shade.
For day and night he was always there
By the side of the Jumbly Girl so fair,
With her sky-blue hands, and her sea-green hair.
Till the morning came of that fateful day
When the Jumblies sailed in their Sieve away,
And the Dong was left on the cruel shore
Gazing - gazing for evermore -
Ever keeping his weary eyes on
That pea-green sail on the far horizon -
Singing the Jumbly Chorus still
As he sat all day on the grass hill -

'Far and few, far and few,
Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue,
And they went to sea in a Sieve.'

But when the sun was low in the West,
The Dong arose and said, 'What little sense I once possessed
Has quite gone out of my head!' And since that day he wanders still
By lake and forest, marsh and hill,
Singing - ' O somewhere, in valley or plain
Might I find my Jumbly Girl again!
For ever I'll seek by lake and shore
Till I find my Jumbly Girl once more!' Playing a pipe with silvery squeaks,
Since then his Jumbly Girl he seeks,
And because by night he could not see,
He gathered the bark of the Twangum Tree
On the flowery plain that grows.
And he wove him a wondrous Nose,
A Nose as strange as a Nose could be!
Of vast proportions and painted red,
And tied with cords to the back of his head.
- In a hollow rounded space it ended
With a luminous lamp within suspended,
All fenced about
With a bandage stout
To prevent the wind from blowing it out;
And with holes all round to send the light,
In gleaming rays on the dismal night.

And now each night, and all night long,
Over those plains still roams the Dong!
And above the wail of the Chimp and Snipe
You may hear the wail of his plaintive pipe,
While ever he seeks, but seeks in vain,
To meet with his Jumbly Girl again;
Lonely and wild - all night he goes -
The Dong with a luminous Nose!
And all who watch at the midnight hour,
From Hall or Terrace, or Lofty Tower,
Cry, as they trace the Meteor bright,
Moving along through the dreary night, 'This is the hour when forth he goes,
The Dong with the luminous Nose!
Yonder - over the plain he goes;
He goes;
He goes!

 

The Dong with a luminous Nose!' Edward Lear 

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