Engrish - Funny PowerPoint Presentation

Engrish - Funny PowerPoint Presentation

Engrish is the name for funny English words which appear on oriental signs. They are the result of Japanese, Korean or Chinese companies misspelling English words, for example 'No Snorkelling' instead of 'No Smoking'.  Another common occurrence is malapropisms, where the word is spelt correctly, but it's the wrong word for the context, for example, 'Flesh Juice' instead of 'Fruit Juice'. 

Examples of Engrish in Japanese, Chinese and Korean

We Spik Inglish

Flesh Juice

Car Rectal Service

Sign-writers wish to appear bi-lingual, but the result is a funny English phrase. To the oriental readers, the Engrish words are meaningless because most ordinary people don't speak English. The sign-writers have no idea that the English translation is flawed.

Auto Rock

Funny PowerPoint Presentation of Engrish Phrases

Engrish - Free Download of Funny PPT (Right click Save Target As)

To the readers in their native countries, these Engrish words are meaningless because they don't understand English.  To the English visitors they provide charm and humour.

Examples of Engrish

• Poor English
• Flesh Juice
• Please Do Not Spit Too Loud
• Do Not Grow Hand
• Sit On Crocodile
• Auto Rock (Auto Lock)
• Beware of People
• Car Rectal Service
• Grow Hand?

How to Create a PowerPoint Presentation

Making presentations in PowerPoint is satisfying, moreover, it's easy to get started.  The PowerPoint program is intuitive to learn and easy to create your own PPT slides and build them into a slide show.  If you have Microsoft Office you may find that you already have PowerPoint along with Word and Excel. 

One way to begin is simply to open any example presentation.  Just download one of our free PPT files and open it with PowerPoint.  As you examine the slides, so it will become obvious how to add pictures and titles, if you do get stuck, ask the wonderful built-in 'Help'.  To make an amazing slide show requires these skills;

• Imagination - Think an idea, then build a themed slide set
• Artistic - An eye for a good picture
• Wordsmith - Choose a catchy title for each slide
• Humour - Your viewers will appreciate a funny PowerPoint Presentation
• PowerPoint mechanics - Actually, this is the easiest skill of them all, the program is so intuitive.

Good luck with creating your PowerPoint Presentation

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