A Valentine's Day Kiss
Valentine's Kiss Causes UFO Alert
A young man, living in Straubing, Germany, triggered a police alert when he asked his girlfriend to marry him on Valentine's Day.
He kissed his belle on the bank of the Isar river and then he asked her to marry him. As a romantic gesture, he released into the air fifty tiny hot-air balloons made of paper, with little candles burning under them. Frightened local residents telephoned police to report seeing 'strange lights in the sky.'
Will and Guy have learned that the policemen, who tracked down the couple enjoying the magic sight together, were happy to report that she had accepted the marriage proposal and they are to be betrothed in the autumn.
SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship for Valentine's day, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good kisser, and a girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Kiss me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (405) 865-5675 and ask for Daisy.
Over 12,000 'Romeos' phoned and found themselves talking to the Memphis Humane Society about an 7-week old Labrador retriever dog.
Men are so easy....
Will and Guy can verify that the world kissing record has been beaten. In Mexico City on 14th February 2009, 39,897 people in the main square locked lips for ten seconds.
The previous record for kissing was held by 'SkyEurope Airlines'. On the 14th February 2008, SkyEurope counted 2214 kisses on board its flights on Valentine's Day. In all 14 planes on 84 flights were involved in this project which they called KISS EUROPE. The best routes for kissing were on flights to the UK, France, and Italy.
This was the 6th year that SkyEurope had brought love to the air, and created a world record for the number of kisses on Valentines Day in the skies. 31 crew counted the kisses and kissing passenger was given a certificate and a useful voucher for a free ticket. As a neat touch each passenger, kissing or not, received a little chocolate heart. See more funny kissing facts.
Nigel, an alcoholic, staggered into a bar on Valentine's Day and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated there, walked up to her and gave her kiss in honour of Valentine's Day. She jumped up and slapped him really hard. Nigel immediately apologised and explained, 'Look, I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her.'
'Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!' she screamed at the top of her voice. 'Funny,' Nigel muttered, shaking his head, 'you even sound exactly like her.'
'I married the first
man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.'
The attitude of people in England toward St Valentine's Day in the middle of the eighteenth century can be seen in this verse printed in Poor Robin's Almanac* in 1757:
This month bright Phoebus enters Pisces,
To seal the favour with a kiss.
The woman's willing, tho' she's shy,
* Poor Robin's Almanac was thought to have been compiled by the poet Robert Herrick and was published from c.1663 until 1828.
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