A Valentine's Day Kiss

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Valentine's Kiss Causes UFO Alert Valentine's Day Kiss

A young man, living in Straubing, Germany, triggered a police alert when he asked his girlfriend to marry him on Valentine's Day.

He kissed his belle on the bank of the Isar river and then he asked her to marry him.  As a romantic gesture, he released into the air fifty tiny hot-air balloons made of paper, with little candles burning under them. Frightened local residents telephoned police to report seeing 'strange lights in the sky.'

Will and Guy have learned that the policemen, who tracked down the couple enjoying the magic sight together, were happy to report that she had accepted the marriage proposal and they are to be betrothed in the autumn.

Valentine's Kisses

Valentine's Day Kiss

The Story of A Valentine's KissSingle Black Female Seeks Male

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship for Valentine's day, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good kisser, and a girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Kiss me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (405) 865-5675 and ask for Daisy.

Over 12,000 'Romeos' phoned and found themselves talking to the Memphis Humane Society about an 7-week old Labrador retriever dog.

Men are so easy....

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Record Valentine's Day KissesValentines Day Kiss

Will and Guy can verify that the world kissing record has been beaten.  In Mexico City on 14th February 2009, 39,897 people in the main square locked lips for ten seconds.

The previous record for kissing was held by 'SkyEurope Airlines'.  On the 14th February 2008, SkyEurope counted 2214 kisses on board its flights on Valentine's Day.  In all 14 planes on 84 flights were involved in this project which they called KISS EUROPE. The best routes for kissing were on flights to the UK, France, and Italy. 

This was the 6th year that SkyEurope had brought love to the air, and created a world record for the number of kisses on Valentines Day in the skies.  31 crew counted the kisses and kissing passenger was given a certificate and a useful voucher for a free ticket.   As a neat touch each passenger, kissing or not, received a little chocolate heart.   See more funny kissing facts.

A Kiss for Prince Charming?

Nigel, an alcoholic, staggered into a bar on Valentine's Day and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated there, walked up to her and gave her kiss in honour of Valentine's Day.  She jumped up and slapped him really hard.  Nigel immediately apologised and explained, 'Look, I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife.  You look exactly like her.'

'Why you worthless, insufferable, wretched, no good drunk!' she screamed at the top of her voice. 'Funny,' Nigel muttered, shaking his head, 'you even sound exactly like her.'  

Kissing One-liners

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss, and fifty cents for your soul. Valentine's Day Kiss
Marilyn Monroe

'I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.'
Barbara Bush

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Valentine's Day KissTwo Monkeys!    --------------------------> Two Angels

Two Monkeys Kissing 

Will and Guy's Trivia About Kissing:

  • The science of kissing is called philematology
  • Lips are 100 times more sensitive than the tips of the fingers Kissing one-liners
  • A real kiss may quicken the pulse to 100 beats in a minute
  • A French kiss moves about 29 muscles in the face
  • One little kiss burns up to 3 calories. The longer the kiss: the better the exercise
  • The world's longest kiss took place in New York City, lasting 30 hours, 59 minutes, and 27 seconds
  • It is thought that men who kiss their wives every morning before going to work live 5 years longer than men who don't
  • 70% of people aged 16 to 24 years had their first kiss by the age 15, whereas only 46% of their parents had kissed by the same age
  • Couples may transfer an average of 9 milligrams of water, 0.7 milligrams of protein, 0.18 milligrams of organic matter, 0.71 milligrams of fat and 0.45 milligrams of salt to each other with each open-mouthed kiss
  • It is said that an average woman kisses about 29 men before getting married
  • A kiss can contain up to 278 of different bacteria, most of which are non-dangerous
  • An average person spends two weeks of his or her life kissing
  • Two out of every three couples turn their heads to the right when they kiss
  • Eskimos, Polynesians and Malaysians rub noses instead of kissing
  • First movie kiss was in 1896 when John C Rice kissed May Irwin in the film called 'The Kiss'
  • Kissing helps reduce tooth decay because the extra saliva it creates helps clean out the mouth
  • More than 4,400 couples arrived together in the streets in Chile for a ten second kiss, this set the world record for the largest number of people kissing simultaneously
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Poor Robin's Almanac - Attitude to KissingSealed with a loving kiss

The attitude of people in England toward St Valentine's Day in the middle of the eighteenth century can be seen in this verse printed in Poor Robin's Almanac* in 1757:

This month bright Phoebus enters Pisces,
The maids will have good store of kisses,
For always when the fun comes there,
Valentine's Day is drawing near,
And both the men and maids incline
To chuse them each a Valentine;
And if a man gets one he loves,
He gives her first a pair of gloves;
And, by the way, remember this,

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To seal the favour with a kiss.
This kiss begets more love, and then
That love begets a kiss again,
Until this trade the man doth catch,
And then he doth propose the match,

The woman's willing, tho' she's shy,
She gives the man this soft reply,
'I'll not resolve one thing or other,
Until I first consult my mother.'
When she says so, 'tis half a grant,
And may be taken for consent.

* Poor Robin's Almanac was thought to have been compiled by the poet Robert Herrick and was published from c.1663 until 1828.

 

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