For each February 14th The Washington Post newspaper holds a Valentine's Day competition asking
for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but.... The least romantic
second line. Will and Guy bring you their ditties:
Valentine's Sayings which involve Humour and Lies I thought that
I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you
I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag
off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes Damn, I'm good at
I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up
My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to
smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe 'Go To
What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.
The most effective way to remember your wife's
birthday is to forget it once.
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.
marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
successful woman is one who can find such a man
A little boy asked his father, 'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
And the father replied, 'I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it.'
A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded, 'If it weren't
for my money, the house wouldn't
The wife replied, 'My dear, if it weren't
for your money, I wouldn't be here.'