Valentine's Day Quotes for 14th February

Will and Guy's Valentine's Day Quotes and One-liners

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories.  John Wilmot

1) Funny Valentine's Day Quotes for 14th February

'I require three things in a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.'
Dorothy Parker.

'Women are cursed, and men are the proof.'
Rosanne Barr.

'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.' 
Mae West.

'Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day.'
Mickey Rooney.

'I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that, they just about throw up.'
Barbara Bush.

'My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.'
Rita Rudner.

'The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead.'
Ann Landers.

'Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.'
Groucho Marx.

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.
Thomas Szasz

2) Romantic Valentine's Day Quotes

If you are in love and wish to make up your own Valentine's Day quotes either use these or else modify them for your own true love.

The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
J. Krishnamurti

All you need is love.
John Lennon

One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.
Romain Rolland

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Thomas Robert Dewar

There is only one happiness in life: to love and be loved.
George Sand

A heart that loves is always young.
Greek Proverb

But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
G. Moore 

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Aristotle

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
Sarah Bernhardt 

Friendship is one mind in two bodies.
Mencius

If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you.
Winnie the Pooh

3) Extra Valentine's Day Quotes

It's better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all.'
Alfred, Lord Tennyson

True love begins when nothing is looked for in return.
Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Love, you know, seeks to make happy rather than to be happy.
Ralph Connor

True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
Charles Caleb Colton

We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere.
Tim McGraw

Hold a true friend with both your hands.
Nigerian Proverb

My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life.
Lee Iacocca

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Anon

Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say. 
Anon

If you walk in front of me, I may not follow.
If you walk behind me, I may not lead.
If you walk beside me, I will be your friend. Albert Camus

P.S. If you have any good Valentine's Day quotes for 14th February, then please send them to Guy and Will

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