Kids Valentine Jokes
Will and Guy's Collection of Kids Valentine Jokes and Funny Stories
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Q: What is
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
Be My Valentine
It was Valentine's day and Jim and Danielle's first date. They sat in the darkened cinema waiting for the film to start. The screen finally lit up with a flashy advertisement for the cinema's concession stand. Jim and Danielle realised that there was no sound. The film began but the silence continued.
Suddenly, out of the darkness, an irritated voice in the crowd loudly shouted', Okay, who's got the remote control?'
Bertrand Russell's prudent words
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness.
Q: What did the
boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Q: What is a ram's
favourite song on February 14th?
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed', guess who'
Short, Tasteless Joke for Valentine's Day
Paul went to the shopping mall this last week to buy Valentines' cards
for his daughter and mother.
My Poem for You
Roses are red,
Valentine's Day Love Poems
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
Hindsight [A humorous Valentine poem]
I said to you, 'Oh, please be mine;
By Joanna Fuchs
True Story - Bakery for Dogs Opens in Paris
An award-winning pastry chef has opened a bakery in Paris which caters only for dogs. Mon Bon Chien sells bacon biscuits in the shape of a cat and also bone-shaped cookies made of foie gras, reports the BBC.
The owner is Harriet Sternstein who moved to Paris from the US with her dog Sophie-Marie. Sophie-Marie provided the inspiration for the new business for her owner, who decided the best way to make a living was to combine her biggest enthusiasms - pastries and pets.
'Everything is made in the back of the boutique', said Ms Sternstein, 'Every day, I make 200 to 300 biscuits and special orders are taken on a daily basis.'
'The Parisians come - and the first time they think it's very funny and they look at it, and buy the ones that they think are the cutest. Then the dogs come back and choose which flavours they like the best.
'I change flavours, based on what's going on, I will be creating a special biscuit for Valentine's Day.'
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