Jokes for Valentine's Day - February 14th

St Valentine's Day Jokes

As ever, Will and Guy have a mixture.  For Valentine's day we have jokes, funny pictures, strange but stories and even poems for romantics.

'It is better to have loved and lost than never to have lost at all'.  Samuel Butler

• Valentine's Day Cards
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• St Valentine's History and Customs
• Valentine's Day for Cynics
• Valentine's Day for Dogs
• Valentine's Day Jokes
• Valentine's Day Locations
• Valentine's Day Love Stories
• Valentine's Day Love Token
• Romantic Valentine Poems
• Valentine's Quotes for February 14th
• Valentine Takes the Biscuit
• Valentine True Love
• Love in the Animal Kingdom

Valentine Quotes

'Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself.' Mae West.

Q: Who sends a thousand valentine's cards signed, 'guess who'?
A: A divorce lawyer.

Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.

Valentine Poem - My Own Sweet Valentine

Like the sweetly budding rose,
Freshened by the gentle rain
Like the Evening Star that glows,
Brightest of the starry train

Like a well arranged Bouquet,
Where the fairest flowers combine,
Odours rich and colours gay,
Is my own Sweet Valentine

Romantic Valentine's Day Quotes for February 14th

One makes mistakes; that is life. But it is never a mistake to have loved.
Romain Rolland

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
Thomas Robert Dewar

Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
Aristotle

Your words are my food, your breath my wine. You are everything to me.
Sarah Bernhardt

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Lynda Barry

Oscar Wilde's Take on Marriage

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.   See more of Oscar Wilde's Quotes

Can we come back tomorrow?

A couple were having marital problems. They decided together to do the right thing and they contacted a marriage guidance counsellor.

Several visits followed when lots of questions were asked and lots of listening carried out. Eventually the the counsellor felt that he had discovered the main problem. He stood up, went over to the women and asking her to stand up he gave her a huge cuddle.

He turned to the husband man and said, 'This is what your wife needs, at least once every day.'

The husband frowned, considered what had been said for a moment, then replied, 'Ok, what time do you want me to bring her back tomorrow?'

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