Strange But True Stories of Eccentric English
The Eccentric English People
Are the British really more eccentric than other nations? Will and Guy think so. We believe the British are indeed different, principally because they combine these two factors, they care less than most what other people think about them, and the British can laugh at themselves.
Fact is always stranger than fiction. We British produce a top class eccentric.
An artist is attempting to cartwheel from Brighton to London to protest about people taking stones from beaches. Mark McGowan, 37, from Peckham, says bylaws stopping people from taking stones to decorate their gardens should be enforced more firmly.
Two years ago Mr McGowan pushed a monkey nut for seven miles to Downing Street with his nose. What next for this prime example of an English oddball?
Will and Guy applaud a poetic road sweeper who has built up a cult fan club by inscribing daily inspirational messages in the sand at another seaside resort in South England.
Steve Fox, 44, carves out his thought for the day in the sand on the pavement at Orcombe Point in the holiday resort of Exmouth, Devon, England.
He has now won a loyal following of about 150 devotees who flock to the seafront every day to see his latest message. Mr Fox, who works for the district council, uses some time during his lunch break to create his motivational messages.
Stella Munn, 61, who walks her dog in the area, said, 'It's absolutely brilliant. So many people talk about it. It's a really nice thing to do when there's so much horrible stuff going on in the world.'
One of Mr Fox's latest messages: "The power of optimism" - was prompted by a passer-by commenting on his sunglasses when he wore them despite a forecast of imminent rain.
Steve Fox, of Exmouth, has previously had seafront visitors cuddling each other with his messages, "give your loved one a hug", and "hug somebody".
When he learned a woman recuperating from an operation used the Orcombe Point parking meters as walking milestones, he left her a personal message "little by little" to reward her progress.
Unusual, Funny and Strange Enquiries Made to Local Councils in England
These calls by eccentric people make a change from enquiries about council tax and garbage bin collection say Will and Guy.
The fact that councils are so often the first port of call for residents who are seeking a solution to their problems shows just how central a role councils play in the lives of their communities Will and Guy were informed.
Eccentric People:- We Have Them In England
Busker* Charlie Cavey singer plays his guitar whilst squeezed inside a tiny metal litter bin. The 30-year-old singer plays his guitar whilst squeezed inside the tiny metal litter bin in Cambridge, city centre, England - An archetypal Eccentric Englishman.
Cambridge is a city used to street performers; buskers often play songs but have to add funny and entertaining elements to grab people's attention and earn more money from passersby.
At 5ft 9 inches tall he finds his job cramped and smelly but his singing style is proving a huge hit with passers-by. Every 5 songs or so Charlie has to get out of the bin to stretch himself.
It strikes Will and Guy that another problem could be that people passing by may well deposit their litter in his bin. Not at all pleasant.
*A busker is a person who entertains by dancing, singing, or reciting on the street or in a public place. [It is a word of British origin] Buskers may also do: acrobatics, animal tricks, balloon twisting, card tricks, clowning, comedy, contortions and escapes, dance, fire eating, fortune-telling, juggling, magic, mime and a mime variation where the artist performs as a living statue, musical performance, puppeteering, snake charming, storytelling or recite poetry; street art [sketching and painting], street theatre, sword swallowing, or even present a flea circus.
Will particularly remembers fondly the street performers when he visited New Orleans some years ago.
One of the nursing students from the local community college was supposed to collect a sterile urine specimen from her patient. Imagine the surprise on the staff nurse's face when they found the student sterilising the urine in the unit kitchen - by boiling it on the stove.
Special Funny Thatchback Car Revealed
Will and Guy can reveal that a Wiltshire publican has treated his Morris 1000 Traveller car to a rustic makeover - by making a thatched roof for it.
Mr Jim Goodland now can be seen as he drives through the streets near his pub, The King's Head, in the village of Whiteparish, near Salisbury, Wiltshire, England.
The car is roadworthy; although Mr Goodland admits the new roof may not have improved its fuel consumption. The Morris Minor, said to typify Englishness, was first launched in London in 1948. The wood-framed Traveller was introduced to the Morris Minor range later on, along with the panel van and pick-up truck version.
Will owned a rose taupe coloured Morris 1000 Traveller in the early 1970's. Pictured here:
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A nurse set himself on fire and ran 100 yards engulfed in a ball of flames.
Keith Malcolm, from Aberdeen, Scotland, was doused in petrol before sprinting 259 feet ablaze to beat the previous fire-run record of 227ft. To claim the record the amateur stuntman wore eight layers of protective clothing, including four layers of fireproof undergarments, a Formula One fireproof jacket and three overalls. He also wore three fire hoods and a helmet and coated himself in special protective "stunt gel" so he would not be harmed by the flames, which are believed to have reached 1,000C.
Here we can show you a photograph of eccentric Mr Malcolm, who now lives in Widley, near Portsmouth, Hants, England, who set the new record at the Alton and North East Hampshire Agricultural Show. He had a team of experts from Hampshire Fire and Rescue on hand for the event which was aimed at raising money for Cancer Research. Afterwards Mr Malcolm told Will and Guy, 'It was absolutely awesome. I managed it in 17 seconds and was running flat-out. I really did not want to hang around. There wasn't much left of the jacket at the end. To be honest, the heat I felt was what you would expect if you were wearing all those clothes and a helmet in hot weather and trying to run.
Once again, we are astounded at the eccentricity and quirkiness of our fellow man and strongly advise readers not to try this at home.
In Britain in 1993, three people needed hospital treatment as a result of accidents with their tea-cosies.
Collection of Eccentric People
Fresh air has now been bottled by Britain's National Trust so that it can be given to stressed city workers, Will and Guy have discovered.
The bottled air is from some of the country's favourite spots and each glass jar should relieve stress for up to 10 minutes we have heard. The air comes from different locations, including Townend on the shores of Lake Windermere in Cumbria, Stourhead in Wiltshire and Box Hill, Surrey.
The trust hit upon the fresh-air-in-bottle idea after a survey showed that 60% of people found a breath of fresh air helped reduce stress. Founded in 1895, the National Trust's main goal is to protect open spaces and preserve historic buildings and ruins. It's first purchase was a 14th century Clergy House for £10 [$15 USD]. The trust has since received numerous donations and owns and cares for nearly 1,000 square miles of Britain.
Not to be outdone: the people of Wales also bottle and sell their sand, slate, water and air.
Once again fact is stranger than fiction
An old lady dialled 999 after falling over in her house at Iffley, Oxfordshire. She didn't wake the other members of the family. As the ambulance men were carrying her out of the front door on a stretcher, her son roused from his slumbers by the noise staggered onto the landing, panicked at the sight of strange men in his home, and tripped all the way downstairs, knocking himself out.
His wife came rushing out of the bedroom to see what was wrong. Observing her husband lying on the hall floor, she promptly fainted and fell downstairs herself. The paramedics now had three casualties to take to A&E instead of one.
The tally rapidly became four when the family dog rampaged furiously into the hall, and inflicted an indignant bite on the bottom of one of the ambulance men. A spokesman for the Oxford Ambulance Service said, 'It was quite a night, actually.'
Proving that not all English eccentrics are men Dr Julie Bradshaw, MBE, BA, MSc, achieved a world-first as she swims around New York's Manhattan Island using only the butterfly stroke, passing many of the city's iconic landmarks on the way.
Dr Bradshaw, or "Madfish" as she is nicknamed, is a veteran of long distance swimming, completed the 28.5 mile swim in a record 9 hours and twenty eight minutes as she raised money for charity.
In doing so Dr Bradshaw, who has already received an MBE for her services to swimming, set the fastest time for swimming around the island using only the butterfly stroke as well as becoming the first female to ever achieve the feat.
On her journey around the New York waterways she passed several iconic
structures synonymous with the city including the Statue of Liberty and the
Empire State Building.
Not one to dwell on her success, the doctor plans to return to England in order to swim the length of the river Humber in August.
World Champion Bun-thrower found in Oxon Town
Since King George III's coronation in 1761, officials in Abingdon have thrown currant buns from the roof of its County Hall to mark special occasions.
Saturday's contest was held to find two winners to join the council at the Jubilee bun-throwing on 3rd June.
The inaugural winners of this earth shattering competition were Selina Wallis with a 29.7m (97.4ft) throw and Danny Parry with 57.8m (189.6ft).
The Mayor of Abingdon, Michael Badcock, said it had been a great community event with more than 250 buns thrown and well over 500 people attending.
He added, 'Some of the younger contestants decided to eat their buns rather than throwing them but that didn't matter, it was a great day and a lot of fun.'
In the 10 to 15 year-old category, Graham Beer managed a 52.8m (173.2ft) throw and Tiego Logan, in the under-10s, threw a bun 20.8m (68.2ft).
More than 250 buns were thrown at the inaugural World Bun Throwing
And if you think the English and the British are odd or eccentric just read these:
In 2008, 53,000 Americans insured themselves against being kidnapped and eaten by aliens.
In 2009, 3,153 Americans were taken to hospital with injuries caused by room deodorizers and air fresheners.
In 2010, 9,174 Americans were taken to hospital with injuries caused by buckets.
Now that's what Will and Guy call odd and eccentric.
Alfred Mehran - The Eccentric Person Who Lives in an Airport
Alfred is an Italian refugee who presently resides in the Charles De Gaulle Airport Terminal, and has done so since 8th August,1988.
The story apparently begins when he was expelled from his home country of Italy and decided to move to the United Kingdom. There was just one problem. Alfred lacked identification.
So, doing what he could, he claimed that his bag was stolen and that he'd lost all of his forms of ID and important documents. Surprisingly, he managed to fly out but failed to seal the deal all the way through. When he arrived, officials sent him right back to Charles De Gaulle. Since Alfred didn't have any papers when he arrived back in Paris, he couldn't prove who he was.
Alfred lived in the Airport Terminal at Charles De Gaulle until June 2006 when he was taken into hospital with a medical problem. Since then Will and Guy heard no more until ....
Follow-up: Information kindly supplied by Pradeep Bhaskar
Towards the end of January 2007, he left the hospital and was looked after by the airport's branch of the French Red Cross; he was lodged for a few weeks in a hotel close to the airport. On March 6, 2007, he transferred to an Emmaus charity reception centre in Paris's twentieth arrondissement. As of 2008, he continues to live in a Paris shelter.
Simeon Ellerton was an 18th century example of English eccentricity. The first thing we know about him is that he was a fitness fanatic.
He enjoyed walking long distances, sometimes, for example, from Durham in the north-east of England to London. He was regularly employed to carry out errands or act as a courier for the locals.
On his many frequent journeys he would gather up stones from the roadside and carry them on his head. His aim was to gather sufficient stones to build his own house. Eventually he had enough stones and he made a little cottage for himself.
However, the downside of this extraordinary behaviour was that having spent so many years carrying extra weight, he felt uncomfortable without it, so for the rest of his life he walked around with a bag of stones on his head.
The British consulate offers welcome assistance to travellers who are in trouble abroad, but the Foreign Office is warning there are some things with which it just cannot help write Will and Guy.
Funny and Amazing Questions
We have compiled a list of questions and bizarre appeals for help made to its network of embassies, high commissions and consulates around the world.
Consular Affairs Minister Jeremy Browne told us, 'Our priority is to help people in real difficulty abroad and we cannot do this if our time is diverted by people trying to use us as a concierge service. We need to be able to focus primarily on helping victims of serious crimes, supporting people who have been detained or assisting people who have lost a loved one abroad.'
Staff from the Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCO) handle around two million consular inquiries a year.
We have learned that in 2010 they dealt with more than 19,000 cases where British citizens needed help - including arrests, deaths, hospitalisations, supporting victims of forced marriage and assisting in incidents where children had been abducted by a parent.
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