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Only in America - Strange Story but True Story of the Cigars

A man from Charlotte, North Carolina, having purchased a case of very expensive cigars, insured them against, among other things, fire. Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile, the man filed a claim against the insurance company, stating that the cigars were lost 'in a series of small fires'.

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion. The man sued - and won.Funny Story Cigar

In delivering the ruling the judge, agreeing that the claim was frivolous, stated nevertheless that the man held a policy from the company in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure against fire, without defining what it considered to be 'unacceptable fire' , and was obliged to pay the claim. Rather than endure a lengthy and costly appeal the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid the man $15,000 for the rare cigars he had lost 'in the fires'.

After he cashed the cheque, however, the company had him arrested on 24 counts of arson. With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the man was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

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Another Strange Smoking Story

Smoker tried to open plane door

The woman was arrested when the plane landed in Australia A French woman has admitted attempting to open an aeroplane door mid-flight so that she could smoke a cigarette. Strange Story Smoking on plane

Sandrine Helene Sellies, 34, who has a fear of flying, had drunk alcohol and taken sleeping tablets ahead of the flight from Hong Kong to Brisbane.  She was seen on the Cathay Pacific plane walking towards a door with an unlit cigarette and a lighter.  She then began tampering with the emergency exit until she was stopped by a flight attendant. 

Defence lawyer Helen Shilton said her client had no memory of what had happened on the flight on Saturday, and that she had a history of sleepwalking.  She pleaded guilty to endangering the safety of an aircraft at Brisbane Magistrates Court and was given a 12-month A$1,000 (£429) good behaviour bond - she will forfeit the money if she commits another offence.  The French tourist was at the start of a three-week holiday in Australia with her husband.

As reported by the BBC

An Amusing Account of An Attempted Insurance Scam [as told to Will]:

When Will lived in Hersham, Surrey, he had a particular acquaintance, whom we shall call Henry, who he regularly met in the local hostelry.  Now Henry was a bit of a wide boy, [wide boy is a British term for a man who lives by his wits, wheeling and dealing] and he was employed as a clerk in a post office where he was required each day to wear a suit to work.  As a friend he always appeared to be reliable and honest.  This tale suggests otherwise.

The story starts when Henry decided that he wanted to buy a new suit and discovered that the particular outfit he wanted was too expensive for his modest salary.  Now, many people may have cut down on their visits to the pub in order to save the money.  Not Henry. He came up with a plan to cheat the insurance company out of the money. Cigar Suit

Henry phoned his insurance company and explained that his suit had been damaged in an accident: in fact, it had a number of cigar burns on the jacket which prevented it being worn as a suit.  [This, of course, was a lie; a complete fabrication].  The insurance company promised to look into it and dispatched an assessor to see Henry personally. The assessor arrive done evening and took down all the details of the damage and the cost of a replacement.  While the insurance man was completing the paper work, Henry, who was terrified of being caught committing an offence such as insurance fraud, sprinted upstairs, lit a cigar and burned several large holes in the jacket of his favourite suit.

Returning downstairs, Henry was just in time to see the assessor off the premises and was told that the money for a new suit would be sent to him immediately.

'Don't you want to see the suit?' asked Henry.

'Oh no,' replied the assessor, 'we trust you.'

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Anti-Smoker Meets Fire Extinguisher Strange Story Smoking on plane

An anti-smoker in Bielefeld, Germany was so angry when his girlfriend lit a cigarette that he set off a fire extinguisher to put out the fag.

'My colleagues said it looked like a bomb had gone off in there,' said a police spokesman. 'He managed to put the cigarette out though.' After the woman ignored his request not to smoke, the 42-year-old sprayed the contents of the extinguisher all around the flat shouting abuse, police said. 'He said he wasn't bothered by the damage it caused,' the spokesman said. 'And that he's through with his girlfriend.'

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Chinese Convert Cigarettes to Medicine

Xian in China, is crushing fake cigarettes to make medicine, Xinhua news agency said on Sunday.

The north-western city of Xian is using the counterfeit cigarettes to extract solanesol, a compound found in tobacco which is used to treat cardiovascular disease, it said.

'We used to incinerate the fake cigarettes, which is wasteful and causes air pollution, 'Xinhua quoted Zhou Yaqing, vice director of the provincial tobacco monopoly, as saying.

A kilo of solanesol is worth about $200, and 30 tons of tobacco leaf can produce up to 120 kilos, Xinhua added.

China is the world's largest cigarette producer, with a growing market of about 320 million. Chinese cigarettes are also among the cheapest in the world -- a packet can cost as little as 8 U.S. cents -- and smoking kills 1.2 million people a year in China, according to the World Health Organisation.

Fake cigarettes, made of poor quality tobacco and often topped up with wood chips, are commonly sold on Chinese streets.

As reported by Reuters

Norway's NRK Broadcasts 12-hour Wood Burning ProgrammeNorwegian Wood Burning

It may be a slow burner but will it fire up the audience? Norwegian public TV is broadcasting a programme showing a crackling fireplace - for 12 hours.

The NRK woodathon features firewood specialists providing commentary and advice. "We'll talk about the very nerdy subjects like burning, slicing and stacking the wood, but we'll also have cultural segments with music and poems," said the head of programming at NRK, Rune Moeklebust.

 Mr Moeklebust said the production was inspired by the roaring success of a firewood book by Lars Mytting, Hel Ved - which translates as Strong Character, and is also a pun on ved - the Norwegian for firewood.

"People in Norway have a spiritual relationship with fire," Mr Moeklebust was quoted as telling Reuters.

"Fire is the reason we're here, if there was no firewood, we couldn't live in Norway, we'd freeze."

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