Funny Sports Quotes
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New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when asked about the upcoming season, 'I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.'
Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh, 'I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.'
'Shaquille O' Neal [basketball] on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece, 'I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to.'
Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach, 'You guys line up alphabetically by height.' And ' You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.'
Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regime of heavyweight Andrew Golota, 'He's a guy who gets up at six o' clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.'
Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice, 'My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.'
Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player, 'I told him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'
Torrin Polk, University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins, 'He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.'
Oiler coach, Bum Phillips, when asked by Bob Cost why he takes his wife on all road trips, Phillips responded, 'Because she is too dang ugly to kiss good-bye!'
'I am a Yankees fan,' a first-grade teacher explains to her class. 'Who likes the Yankees?'
Everyone raises a hand except one little girl. 'Janie,' the teacher says, surprised. 'Why didn't you raise your hand?'
'I'm not a Yankees fan.'
'Well, if you are not a Yankees fan, then what team do you like?'
'The Red Sox,' Janie answers.
'Why in the world are you a Red Sox fan?'
'Because my mom and dad are Red Sox fans.'
'That's no reason to be a Red Sox fan,' the teacher replies, annoyed. 'You don't always have to be just like your parents. What if your mom and dad were morons? What would you be then?'
'A Yankees fan.'
Funny Sports Quotes You can sum up this sport [boxing] in two words: 'You never know.' He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what
time it is. Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties
Funny Sports Quotes
You can sum up this sport [boxing] in two words: 'You never know.'
He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what
time it is.
Goalkeepers aren't born today until they're in their late twenties
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